Keeping Austin Weird!

Austin is such a weird City.
I am serious, maybe its because having previously lived in a boring routine run city
or because whatever the truth is I find Austin weirder then any other City.
I am not just talking about the seriously derange weather
which shifts from freezing cold one day to sunny picnic warm the next.
I am talking about everything!
Austin is weird.
The other day on my way to work I saw this guy in shorts, no shirt on (and it was freaking cold) but wearing BOXING GLOVES.
... he was boxing next to a Sonic by himself at 8:30 am. unless he was  having a round with the invisible man in that case it  would be...still weird !!!
Now lets talk about how Austin really does "bleed orange" I am serious everywhere you turn there is at least one person wearing a longhorn T-shirt, its like being an official member of a mega size cult!
Longhorn cloths, Longhorn jewelry even Longhorn mugs. I swear to God you walk in to a Victoria Secret and there is Longhorn panties and bras! I mean I guess some guys would be turn on by that, But seriously guys would you rather have a girl wearing a sexy black corset or some panties with a Longhorn stamped on the but area?

OK and what about the all the weird animals that Austin has to offer! It's like the animals here are everywhere. It's like living in the forest except that I-35 cross town.
There is a massive invasion of deers! There are ducks, turtles, skunks and the occasional snake lizard and toad.
There are even Freaking Albino Squirrels roaming the UT campus. Not to mention that I almost run over an ARMADILLO. I wish I were kidding there are ARMADILLOS running wild in the city !!!!
Oh! and how can I forget there are also real size Longhorns!

Despite all of this I must confess: I myself am doing my best to keep Austin weird!
I go with the flow, keeping in my car a huge jacket and some gloves in case the weather turns on me. I have given in to the whole Longhorn cult and have bought a lovely charm for my phone.
And I Love living in a place which can't be categorize as a City or a Country site.

Yes I still suffer with the whole lack of organization my life is having but I am getting weirder by the minute, and who knows maybe by next week I'll be the one boxing in the street, or ballet dancing. Who knows!?