The Tinder Experiment continues
I have been matched with a lot of hot guys.
It really is a Ego boost to be matched with guys that I find so Hot.
Most guys however do not initiate conversation.
I have considered beginning the texting but its so easy for girls not to start, after all matches come so easily
one can have the luxury of waiting. Waiting to see if a guy comes up with he perfect line.
Most guys don't even right more then one sound. A simple "Hey" or "Hi" I almost imagine them with one hand up simply saying "HAO"
These guys as one can immediately tell are not great conversationalists. All looks no substance.
A few guys decide to start up with compliments like "Nice eyes"
But don't be fulled.
After that you get either the stalker type: The kind who after you say thank you seem to initiate a conversation but text you nonstop, and then all of the blue want to know your address your place of work and where do you like to hang out with your friends. I am not saying all guys a evil rapists but thins kind of aggressive attitude is usually what gets them to be unmatched.
We also have the secret creep type: This guy initiates with a sweet comment and get you talking and then all of a sudden they are saying things like "Oh I bet you like me munching on your ears.Oh yeah Sexy girl" These are the worst, its as if they use Tinder as their own personal Phone Sex thing. Yes I know its my own fault what did I expect from a Hook up app?
People I immediately swipe Left without hesitation:
If you have a Selfie with you with a Gun, because I am in constant fear of meeting and liking a murderer I am not going to choose the guy I KNOW has access to guns
If you have a shot of just your abdomen, Yes I get it you are really proud of your six pack but Dude come o that doesn't tell me if you are hansom? if you are funny, nothing. It only tells me you are obsessed with your abs and probably are a meat head, no offense.
If you have a picture of you giving me the finger, I mean seriously? I don't care how cute you are. If you give me the finger I swipe you Left!
If you say you want someone just as successful and ambitious as you. Cause well I don't date snobs. nor workaholics.
Who do I swipe right?
If you have Blue eyes! Yes I know its totally shallow but I've never met a guy in person with actual Blue eyes.
If you have a dog or pictures of you with your nieces or nephews
If you make me laugh either by what you wrote or a picture.
If you have pics that show me your hobbies, or the adventures you've had.
So yeah this whole Tinder thing is getting to crazy. I don't know its getting lame.
I should delete it.
I will Delete it
Right after the next Swipe!
I have been matched with a lot of hot guys.
It really is a Ego boost to be matched with guys that I find so Hot.
Most guys however do not initiate conversation.
I have considered beginning the texting but its so easy for girls not to start, after all matches come so easily
one can have the luxury of waiting. Waiting to see if a guy comes up with he perfect line.
Most guys don't even right more then one sound. A simple "Hey" or "Hi" I almost imagine them with one hand up simply saying "HAO"
These guys as one can immediately tell are not great conversationalists. All looks no substance.
A few guys decide to start up with compliments like "Nice eyes"
But don't be fulled.
After that you get either the stalker type: The kind who after you say thank you seem to initiate a conversation but text you nonstop, and then all of the blue want to know your address your place of work and where do you like to hang out with your friends. I am not saying all guys a evil rapists but thins kind of aggressive attitude is usually what gets them to be unmatched.
We also have the secret creep type: This guy initiates with a sweet comment and get you talking and then all of a sudden they are saying things like "Oh I bet you like me munching on your ears.Oh yeah Sexy girl" These are the worst, its as if they use Tinder as their own personal Phone Sex thing. Yes I know its my own fault what did I expect from a Hook up app?
People I immediately swipe Left without hesitation:
If you have a Selfie with you with a Gun, because I am in constant fear of meeting and liking a murderer I am not going to choose the guy I KNOW has access to guns
If you have a shot of just your abdomen, Yes I get it you are really proud of your six pack but Dude come o that doesn't tell me if you are hansom? if you are funny, nothing. It only tells me you are obsessed with your abs and probably are a meat head, no offense.
If you have a picture of you giving me the finger, I mean seriously? I don't care how cute you are. If you give me the finger I swipe you Left!
If you say you want someone just as successful and ambitious as you. Cause well I don't date snobs. nor workaholics.
Who do I swipe right?
If you have Blue eyes! Yes I know its totally shallow but I've never met a guy in person with actual Blue eyes.
If you have a dog or pictures of you with your nieces or nephews
If you make me laugh either by what you wrote or a picture.
If you have pics that show me your hobbies, or the adventures you've had.
So yeah this whole Tinder thing is getting to crazy. I don't know its getting lame.
I should delete it.
I will Delete it
Right after the next Swipe!
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