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Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Day Five No Dr. Pepper: I Am Being Attacked !!!

Woke up sick today, aching and runny nose. I have no evidence but I believe lack of Dr. Pepper has damaged my immune system, making me susceptible to germs. Head feeling heavy, neck feeling tired. Considering cutting head off, I could pull the headless horseman style! Why is headless horseman a man and not a woman? Sexist! Darn I’ve started to hallucinate and babble!!!

Can’t breath!!!!!!!!!


No Dr. Pepper is killing me. 

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